Jack (Leo DiCaprio) was a time traveler in Titanic, fan theory suggest because of his hairstyle, clothes and the fact that he uses a backpack (not popular until the 30's) and he also talks about riding a rollercoaster on Santa Monica Pier (not built until the 30's as well) that he must have been sent back just to save Rose.
I personally think that it's a crap film and little or no research was done and the script writers were so busy writing a load of tosh that facts and details went out the window!
Kubric rubs everyone's nose in it about his involvement in faking the moon landing, the proof being Danny's jumper in The Shining, bear with me, the famous carpet is modeled on launchpads and when Danny launches himself up from the sitting position Kubric is just saying "Look how easy it is!"
Really, I think straws are being clutched, but I do like a trier!
Sandy (Olivia Newton John) is actually in a coma and dreaming the events in Grease, at the end she die and the final scene is her being carried off to heaven! Danny (John Travolta) does sing in "Summer Nights" that Sandy nearly drowned and he saved her, sounds legit to me.
One of my favourite theories is that Kevin (Macaulay Culkin) in Home Alone grew up to be Jigsaw out of the Saw franchise, his love of booby traps is the main reason and the fact that they both love inflicting pain on wrong doers to try and change outlook on life, scary thought, but not a long shot!
Marlin was never going to find Nemo because Nemo never existed! The depressing theory put forward here is that Marlin lost all his family in the barracuda attack and that grief has sent him over the edge, nobody survived (Nemo is Latin for nobody!), dark to say the least.
Ever wondered what Marcellus Wallace's (Ving Rhames) briefcase contained in Pulp Fiction, well guess what, it was his soul that he sold to the devil, that's why he was so desperate to get it back! The clues are all there, well a few, maybe, Sam Jacksons bible references, the scar on the back of Wallace's head (in Chinese mythology the soul is removed from the back of the head) and of course the combination of the suitcase is "666" the number of the beast!
Mary Poppins was the original Dr. Who, bet you didn't know that did you? Well lets face it it she has a TARDIS like bag, she fleetingly drops in and helps people and can bend time and space, what more proof do you need, I like this one, a lot.
Harry Potter hallucinated/dreamed up the whole story as he never really left the cupboard under the stairs, he was slowly being driven mad due to the isolation and abuse delivered by the Dursleys, another theory along the same lines was that Harry, as one of Voldemort's Horcruxes, was suffering from something similar to "Locked In Syndrome", disturbing.
Winnie the Pooh and all his friends are the manifestations of Christopher Robins schizophrenia, and they themselves are in fact mental disorders! Winnie the Pooh has OCD and other impulsive tendencies, Eeyore is clinically depressed, Owl is narcissistic, Piglet has generalised anxiety disorder and Tigger has ADHD, it does explain a lot.
There's load more out there, some wilder than others and I'll leave you with the Snowpiercer/Willy Wonka theory, enjoy the video.
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